#2. When playing with a swimming noodle and a fuzzy ball, don't attempt to retrieve the fuzzy ball by sucking. Fuzzy balls are hard to get out of your wind pipe.
Daddy 'demonstrated' this one for us.
#3. When pretending to be a dog, don't play tug of war.
#4. When and if you choose to dance naked, make sure no one is watching- especially with a camera.